I read 6 books last week(Oh, what's that? A genius? No..no, I'm just a quick reader-Oh, stop it. No..I mean, I'm advanced sure..oh, you flatter me. What's that? No..they're like, fantasy science fiction books...some of them are young adult...what? NO THEY ARE STILL REAL BOOKS, WHAT ARE YOU-I AM A GENIUS, A GENIUS!)
4 book reviews, in 30 words or less.
Total Oblivion, More or Less, By Alan Deniro-A fantastical apocalypse story set in current day America- yet somehow believable, beautiful, seamless, devastating, lovely-READ.
Battle Royale, by Koushun Takami-A brutal Japanese novel telling the story of 42 middle schoolers enrolled in a government program where they are forced to kill eachother-not for the weak stomached, but READ
Vampire Academy, by Richelle Mead-Oh...a vampire school...that's..okay, and well, there are some characters..and plots..and..this book is like novacaine for the mind. Don't read.
If I Stay, by Gayle Forman-Not awesome literature, but I didn't hate it. I kind of really liked it. Could be a prose. Made me tear up. The best kind of cheese factory. READ, MAYBE IF YOU'RE INTO THIS KIND OF THING
Listen, sometimes even geniuses have a hard time counting to 30.
About Me
- CrappyBookBlog
- Dying to find a books that enrapture you the Harry Potter could? Did you think the Twilight series was so bad it was hilarious? More on point, are you tired of reading crappy fantasy books in a search for fulfilling, imaginative, worthwhile literature? That's where I come in handy. I read about two to three books a week. Most of them suck, so I warn you about them on here. Sometimes I'll give recommendations on what TO read. Mostly, though, I read so you don't have to.
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